He found this fun website called "Totallylookslike.com"  And....THEY DO!


And my two FAVES:




I'd like to think I look more like Brad Pitt... okay, okay stop laughing!!!!

Why is it, every time I hear Bela Karoli - 

commentating on a gymnastic performance, all I HEAR in my head is
THIS guy...

"Simple, Natasha - Moose does running Flatbush flip, grabs handles on the horse, can't get off because of glue; squirrel flies down to help, bomb explodes, KILLS Moose & Squirrel, Fearless Leader comes, gives commendation!"

I talked about this 4 years ago, and you guys ripped me a new one, saying I was insane,  but I know I'm right:

Gymnastics requires ridiculous levels of strength, skill, focus, balance, and grueling physical conditioning and practice...GOLF, on the other hand, requires practice: that's it. BUT -

GYMNASTICS, SYNCHNRONIZED SWIMMING, RIBBON-DANCING: these are EXHIBITIONS - NOT  SPORTS!

I'll say it again: ANYTHING THAT CAN'T BE TIMED, COUNTED, OR MEASURED IS AN EXHIBITION OF STRENGTH AND SKILL, BUT NOT A SPORT.

TO BE VALID, THE OUTCOME OF A CONTEST MUST BE QUANTIFIABLY MEASURED: the most points, the fastest time, the longest throw, etc.

How HIGH you jump is a sport; how ELEGANTLY you jump is a matter of opinion.

That is why, even though the two men above are fat, lumpy, drink too much beer and eat way too many devil dogs, they are actually playing a sport!!!


What do YOU think?

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Poll: Is Gymnastics a SPORT?

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YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!